Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

A good book to cheer you up!, 08 Apr 2007
I am unable to read more than two pages at once for fear of crying with laughter.

The best part is to read it out to friends, wait for the five minute delay until they get it and then the sounds of laughter.

Worth the money and an excellent tonic to cheer you up on those long journeys to work.

Essential reading for pundits, 14 Jun 2005
I ordered this book for my son (aged 11½) - we really enjoy ISIHAC on BBC radio 4 and BBC 7. At first, he was confused. It looked like his school dictionary, but he couldn't understand the entries. We've discuss the definitions and his grasp of the English Language and his appreciation of the English sense of humour has led him to produce some excellent ideas for new contributions - it should be compulsory reading for all Key Stage 2 pupils.
I look forward to the 18th-ish edition.

The book enthusiasts have been waiting for, 03 Jun 2005
You no longer have to scribble new definitions on a scrap of paper while listening to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue because now they appear in this dictionary.I can't read it without crying with laughter. Every enthusiast of 'Clue should keep it at hand.
A truly wonderful book!

Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

A good book to cheer you up!, 08 Apr 2007
I am unable to read more than two pages at once for fear of crying with laughter.

The best part is to read it out to friends, wait for the five minute delay until they get it and then the sounds of laughter.

Worth the money and an excellent tonic to cheer you up on those long journeys to work.

Essential reading for pundits, 14 Jun 2005
I ordered this book for my son (aged 11½) - we really enjoy ISIHAC on BBC radio 4 and BBC 7. At first, he was confused. It looked like his school dictionary, but he couldn't understand the entries. We've discuss the definitions and his grasp of the English Language and his appreciation of the English sense of humour has led him to produce some excellent ideas for new contributions - it should be compulsory reading for all Key Stage 2 pupils.
I look forward to the 18th-ish edition.

The book enthusiasts have been waiting for, 03 Jun 2005
You no longer have to scribble new definitions on a scrap of paper while listening to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue because now they appear in this dictionary.I can't read it without crying with laughter. Every enthusiast of 'Clue should keep it at hand.
A truly wonderful book!

Entertaining, enlighteneing and essential., 31 May 2008
Within the one broad theme of 'Idleness', Hodgkinson manages to encompass so many neglegted yet important facets of life. Our need to work less and play more is justified in a very well written book using examples and quotes from some great thinkers through history.
The greatest strength of this book is that it gives you a warm feeling that things you enjoy - beer gardens, sleeping etc - are actually really good for you. The guilt associated with not working so many hours per week, or needing to get up early to do DIY, are actually relics from the industrial revolution. This era of mass production with time as a mere commodity can be changed if people take on board the ideas of this book and adjust their lives to suit their soul and not their bank balance.
The book is divided into neat sections, each with a well placed quote, this makes it easy to read when visiting the toilet or having a bath. Although the tone is whimsical and flippant I think you can take a serious message from How to be Idle.
Who would I recommend this book to? Well..., everyone really.

Made me think, 02 Oct 2007
This book made me think about life and how I'm living it (and for those who dislike it, at least read the last chapter, it has the most fuel for thought). Although I don't agree with him entirely I do think that we have become enslaved by the system and serve it rather than it serving us. Many of us live to work rather than work to live and we need to look at how we're living and decide if we really want to continue in misery or change things to suit us. We have moved, unthinking, into the 20th and 21st centuries, all the time moving faster, working harder, striving for something that might be within our grasp if we slowed down and thought about it.

Although I wouldn't be as idle as he espouses, I do think that I wouldn't mind down-shifting my life.

This book is a series of views on a variety of issues from smoking to napping, a book that encourages us to think about our lives rather than just put our lives in neutral and keep going. Agree with him or disagree with him, he made me think about how much of my life is spent rushing instead of enjoying.

Great style, wit and creativity- bit short on the action, 09 May 2007
But then again maybe that is the point. Tom is always funny, engaging and stimulating. While I may have problems with the basis of his anarchist philosophy- its all Puritanism fault apparently- many of his down shifting suggestions and his rejection of materialist values are spot on. However to prove the point about idleness Tom has actually implemented very few of his suggestions. As the old Rolls Royce driving gurus use to say "Look at the moon not the finger that points at it". But then again maybe not.

My 100-word book review, 19 Mar 2007
I found this book an enjoyable way to spend a few stray hours. Hodgkinson is an entertaining and quirky writer with a fine sense of mischief but whose underlying message is a serious one. Some of the things he advocates are not for me (I dislike cigarette smoking, and rioting and raves seem like appalling wastes of energy) but dreaming, daydreaming, getting up late and becoming lost in reveries are all activities I love. The regimented ways in which many of us work nowadays are tantamount to slavery, and this book is a subversive nudge in the direction of freedom.

Don't take it too seriously - it's a great read, 22 Feb 2007
I think some of the reviewers of this book are taking it far too seriously in saying that the premise is flawed and that society can't cope with everyone being idle.... come on, this book is meant as a light-hearted reflection of some people's natural desire for laziness!

If you are one of those people who just can't get out of bed in the morning, or who can't help procrastinating at work, this book will resonate with you and make you smile with agreement the whole way through! You are not alone!!

Full of anecdotes and references to famous idlers throughout history, this book really struck a chord with me - I recognised myself in so much of it! This doesn't mean that I have quit my job and am doing nothing for the rest of my life - but one can but dream of guilty pleasures and the occasional sick day!!

Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

A good book to cheer you up!, 08 Apr 2007
I am unable to read more than two pages at once for fear of crying with laughter.

The best part is to read it out to friends, wait for the five minute delay until they get it and then the sounds of laughter.

Worth the money and an excellent tonic to cheer you up on those long journeys to work.

Essential reading for pundits, 14 Jun 2005
I ordered this book for my son (aged 11½) - we really enjoy ISIHAC on BBC radio 4 and BBC 7. At first, he was confused. It looked like his school dictionary, but he couldn't understand the entries. We've discuss the definitions and his grasp of the English Language and his appreciation of the English sense of humour has led him to produce some excellent ideas for new contributions - it should be compulsory reading for all Key Stage 2 pupils.
I look forward to the 18th-ish edition.

The book enthusiasts have been waiting for, 03 Jun 2005
You no longer have to scribble new definitions on a scrap of paper while listening to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue because now they appear in this dictionary.I can't read it without crying with laughter. Every enthusiast of 'Clue should keep it at hand.
A truly wonderful book!

Entertaining, enlighteneing and essential., 31 May 2008
Within the one broad theme of 'Idleness', Hodgkinson manages to encompass so many neglegted yet important facets of life. Our need to work less and play more is justified in a very well written book using examples and quotes from some great thinkers through history.
The greatest strength of this book is that it gives you a warm feeling that things you enjoy - beer gardens, sleeping etc - are actually really good for you. The guilt associated with not working so many hours per week, or needing to get up early to do DIY, are actually relics from the industrial revolution. This era of mass production with time as a mere commodity can be changed if people take on board the ideas of this book and adjust their lives to suit their soul and not their bank balance.
The book is divided into neat sections, each with a well placed quote, this makes it easy to read when visiting the toilet or having a bath. Although the tone is whimsical and flippant I think you can take a serious message from How to be Idle.
Who would I recommend this book to? Well..., everyone really.

Made me think, 02 Oct 2007
This book made me think about life and how I'm living it (and for those who dislike it, at least read the last chapter, it has the most fuel for thought). Although I don't agree with him entirely I do think that we have become enslaved by the system and serve it rather than it serving us. Many of us live to work rather than work to live and we need to look at how we're living and decide if we really want to continue in misery or change things to suit us. We have moved, unthinking, into the 20th and 21st centuries, all the time moving faster, working harder, striving for something that might be within our grasp if we slowed down and thought about it.

Although I wouldn't be as idle as he espouses, I do think that I wouldn't mind down-shifting my life.

This book is a series of views on a variety of issues from smoking to napping, a book that encourages us to think about our lives rather than just put our lives in neutral and keep going. Agree with him or disagree with him, he made me think about how much of my life is spent rushing instead of enjoying.

Great style, wit and creativity- bit short on the action, 09 May 2007
But then again maybe that is the point. Tom is always funny, engaging and stimulating. While I may have problems with the basis of his anarchist philosophy- its all Puritanism fault apparently- many of his down shifting suggestions and his rejection of materialist values are spot on. However to prove the point about idleness Tom has actually implemented very few of his suggestions. As the old Rolls Royce driving gurus use to say "Look at the moon not the finger that points at it". But then again maybe not.

My 100-word book review, 19 Mar 2007
I found this book an enjoyable way to spend a few stray hours. Hodgkinson is an entertaining and quirky writer with a fine sense of mischief but whose underlying message is a serious one. Some of the things he advocates are not for me (I dislike cigarette smoking, and rioting and raves seem like appalling wastes of energy) but dreaming, daydreaming, getting up late and becoming lost in reveries are all activities I love. The regimented ways in which many of us work nowadays are tantamount to slavery, and this book is a subversive nudge in the direction of freedom.

Don't take it too seriously - it's a great read, 22 Feb 2007
I think some of the reviewers of this book are taking it far too seriously in saying that the premise is flawed and that society can't cope with everyone being idle.... come on, this book is meant as a light-hearted reflection of some people's natural desire for laziness!

If you are one of those people who just can't get out of bed in the morning, or who can't help procrastinating at work, this book will resonate with you and make you smile with agreement the whole way through! You are not alone!!

Full of anecdotes and references to famous idlers throughout history, this book really struck a chord with me - I recognised myself in so much of it! This doesn't mean that I have quit my job and am doing nothing for the rest of my life - but one can but dream of guilty pleasures and the occasional sick day!!

brilliant, 02 May 2007
I love collecting quotations so what better than a whole big book of them?! To top it off with a cherry they're all hillarious. The books is divided into different topics and sometimes further subdivided which should help you find ones appropriate to an occasion if necessary. There are quotes from Presidents to singers, actors and, lo and behold, comedians. A great mix for different tastes.
If you know anyone who tends to sway towards books like this as opposed to novels I'd strongly recommend it as a gift.... and then get one for yourself. :)

A Coffee Table Classic, 23 Jan 2005
My partner got this book for Christmas and never got a look in! Once I had picked it up I couldn't put it down until I had read it from cover to cover.

You will find quotes on every subject imaginable and they range from droll observations to cleverly witty to downright pee your pants hilarious! Only the totally humourless wouldn't find themselves laughing out loud.

This book makes an excellent gift.

Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

A good book to cheer you up!, 08 Apr 2007
I am unable to read more than two pages at once for fear of crying with laughter.

The best part is to read it out to friends, wait for the five minute delay until they get it and then the sounds of laughter.

Worth the money and an excellent tonic to cheer you up on those long journeys to work.

Essential reading for pundits, 14 Jun 2005
I ordered this book for my son (aged 11½) - we really enjoy ISIHAC on BBC radio 4 and BBC 7. At first, he was confused. It looked like his school dictionary, but he couldn't understand the entries. We've discuss the definitions and his grasp of the English Language and his appreciation of the English sense of humour has led him to produce some excellent ideas for new contributions - it should be compulsory reading for all Key Stage 2 pupils.
I look forward to the 18th-ish edition.

The book enthusiasts have been waiting for, 03 Jun 2005
You no longer have to scribble new definitions on a scrap of paper while listening to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue because now they appear in this dictionary.I can't read it without crying with laughter. Every enthusiast of 'Clue should keep it at hand.
A truly wonderful book!

Entertaining, enlighteneing and essential., 31 May 2008
Within the one broad theme of 'Idleness', Hodgkinson manages to encompass so many neglegted yet important facets of life. Our need to work less and play more is justified in a very well written book using examples and quotes from some great thinkers through history.
The greatest strength of this book is that it gives you a warm feeling that things you enjoy - beer gardens, sleeping etc - are actually really good for you. The guilt associated with not working so many hours per week, or needing to get up early to do DIY, are actually relics from the industrial revolution. This era of mass production with time as a mere commodity can be changed if people take on board the ideas of this book and adjust their lives to suit their soul and not their bank balance.
The book is divided into neat sections, each with a well placed quote, this makes it easy to read when visiting the toilet or having a bath. Although the tone is whimsical and flippant I think you can take a serious message from How to be Idle.
Who would I recommend this book to? Well..., everyone really.

Made me think, 02 Oct 2007
This book made me think about life and how I'm living it (and for those who dislike it, at least read the last chapter, it has the most fuel for thought). Although I don't agree with him entirely I do think that we have become enslaved by the system and serve it rather than it serving us. Many of us live to work rather than work to live and we need to look at how we're living and decide if we really want to continue in misery or change things to suit us. We have moved, unthinking, into the 20th and 21st centuries, all the time moving faster, working harder, striving for something that might be within our grasp if we slowed down and thought about it.

Although I wouldn't be as idle as he espouses, I do think that I wouldn't mind down-shifting my life.

This book is a series of views on a variety of issues from smoking to napping, a book that encourages us to think about our lives rather than just put our lives in neutral and keep going. Agree with him or disagree with him, he made me think about how much of my life is spent rushing instead of enjoying.

Great style, wit and creativity- bit short on the action, 09 May 2007
But then again maybe that is the point. Tom is always funny, engaging and stimulating. While I may have problems with the basis of his anarchist philosophy- its all Puritanism fault apparently- many of his down shifting suggestions and his rejection of materialist values are spot on. However to prove the point about idleness Tom has actually implemented very few of his suggestions. As the old Rolls Royce driving gurus use to say "Look at the moon not the finger that points at it". But then again maybe not.

My 100-word book review, 19 Mar 2007
I found this book an enjoyable way to spend a few stray hours. Hodgkinson is an entertaining and quirky writer with a fine sense of mischief but whose underlying message is a serious one. Some of the things he advocates are not for me (I dislike cigarette smoking, and rioting and raves seem like appalling wastes of energy) but dreaming, daydreaming, getting up late and becoming lost in reveries are all activities I love. The regimented ways in which many of us work nowadays are tantamount to slavery, and this book is a subversive nudge in the direction of freedom.

Don't take it too seriously - it's a great read, 22 Feb 2007
I think some of the reviewers of this book are taking it far too seriously in saying that the premise is flawed and that society can't cope with everyone being idle.... come on, this book is meant as a light-hearted reflection of some people's natural desire for laziness!

If you are one of those people who just can't get out of bed in the morning, or who can't help procrastinating at work, this book will resonate with you and make you smile with agreement the whole way through! You are not alone!!

Full of anecdotes and references to famous idlers throughout history, this book really struck a chord with me - I recognised myself in so much of it! This doesn't mean that I have quit my job and am doing nothing for the rest of my life - but one can but dream of guilty pleasures and the occasional sick day!!

brilliant, 02 May 2007
I love collecting quotations so what better than a whole big book of them?! To top it off with a cherry they're all hillarious. The books is divided into different topics and sometimes further subdivided which should help you find ones appropriate to an occasion if necessary. There are quotes from Presidents to singers, actors and, lo and behold, comedians. A great mix for different tastes.
If you know anyone who tends to sway towards books like this as opposed to novels I'd strongly recommend it as a gift.... and then get one for yourself. :)

A Coffee Table Classic, 23 Jan 2005
My partner got this book for Christmas and never got a look in! Once I had picked it up I couldn't put it down until I had read it from cover to cover.

You will find quotes on every subject imaginable and they range from droll observations to cleverly witty to downright pee your pants hilarious! Only the totally humourless wouldn't find themselves laughing out loud.

This book makes an excellent gift.

I must have missed something...but this didnt miss the bin., 11 Aug 2008
I knew within a few pages this was not for me. I am quite a juvenile 36 year old but this was far too juvenile for me, (taking in mind I have a wife and 2 kids - so not 'that' juvenile). It was just not funny and was just stupid. Think of a question, let some chimps type, some completely random answers and publish it. I dont usually throw books away - but within two weeks this was nestled gently at the bottom of the recycling bin, probably the best decision I made, and being safely aware that this copy could no longer inflict itself on anyone else. Dont get me wrong I have a good sense of humour - but this stuff is just unfunny crap.

Some people may find it funny, but hey 'Last of the Summer Wine' lasted for years so there is no accounting for taste - this book made me smile less (and I despise Last Of The Summer Wine).

I would like to think that (if it is ever re-printed), the last question being "How do you feel now sucker, after parting with your hard earned cash for this dirge?". The title of the book is quite funny, hence 1 star.

PS I have an idea, I should give this book 5 stars, that is far more hilarious than anything between its pages.

Do Arseholes write about Ants and 101 OBRQs?, 30 Apr 2008
I read the negative reviews here about this book and thought what a load of stuffshirts. With my well honed schoolboy sense of humour I couldn't wait to take this to the inner sanctum to read.

I have to agree with the 'stuffshirts' I am afraid. I cannot even say it is 'puerile', it's just rubbish. I think there was something that made me laugh somewhere but not sure.

A shame, a great title and a great idea for a parody on the absolutely excellent New Scientist books but I think they had more humour in them than this does. It reminded me of 'Shite's unoriginal miscellany' the author's name was a perfect description of the contents.








Very funny!, 28 Mar 2008
It's quite scary to see that some people have taken this book seriously. Maybe it is a symptom of the world today but it's good to know that the rest of us have a sense of humour!



What?, 06 Mar 2008
This is the old adage "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" in book form.

Whilst some of the entries are very funny, and a lot of the questions invite bizarre answers, the reader is left at the end wondering... why?

Why do people feel compelled to write in with random yarns that could be misconstrued as fact? Why do I still have to check myself thinking that some of it mught be true? Why did they have to publish a book-full?

Truth be told, this is a book you leaf through at bed time, have a little chuckle, then put down, but the irony is not lost. This is a book full of people asking questions no one asks, being answered by people who have far too much spare time, and you sit there thinking "why I am bothering to read it?"

It's not an awful book, it fills a gap. But, like the articles themselves, it is a bit pointless.

I felt compelled to review this as it was so bad, 03 Mar 2008
I bought this book thinking it might contain lots of interesting and random facts about things and life in general. It is a very small book containing fictional letters from people which are meant to be humourous but if you have half a brain it is really very tedious and uninteresting.

There are smatterings of factual information but you would have to be aware of this information in the first place in order to sieve it out of the sea of complete and utter nonsense it is contained within.

In short, do not buy this if you are hoping for an interesting read. Perhaps younger readers would enjoy it but they would certainly not learn anything.

I did find this book useful as a sleeping aid as it is so competely boring and pointless.

Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

A good book to cheer you up!, 08 Apr 2007
I am unable to read more than two pages at once for fear of crying with laughter.

The best part is to read it out to friends, wait for the five minute delay until they get it and then the sounds of laughter.

Worth the money and an excellent tonic to cheer you up on those long journeys to work.

Essential reading for pundits, 14 Jun 2005
I ordered this book for my son (aged 11½) - we really enjoy ISIHAC on BBC radio 4 and BBC 7. At first, he was confused. It looked like his school dictionary, but he couldn't understand the entries. We've discuss the definitions and his grasp of the English Language and his appreciation of the English sense of humour has led him to produce some excellent ideas for new contributions - it should be compulsory reading for all Key Stage 2 pupils.
I look forward to the 18th-ish edition.

The book enthusiasts have been waiting for, 03 Jun 2005
You no longer have to scribble new definitions on a scrap of paper while listening to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue because now they appear in this dictionary.I can't read it without crying with laughter. Every enthusiast of 'Clue should keep it at hand.
A truly wonderful book!

Entertaining, enlighteneing and essential., 31 May 2008
Within the one broad theme of 'Idleness', Hodgkinson manages to encompass so many neglegted yet important facets of life. Our need to work less and play more is justified in a very well written book using examples and quotes from some great thinkers through history.
The greatest strength of this book is that it gives you a warm feeling that things you enjoy - beer gardens, sleeping etc - are actually really good for you. The guilt associated with not working so many hours per week, or needing to get up early to do DIY, are actually relics from the industrial revolution. This era of mass production with time as a mere commodity can be changed if people take on board the ideas of this book and adjust their lives to suit their soul and not their bank balance.
The book is divided into neat sections, each with a well placed quote, this makes it easy to read when visiting the toilet or having a bath. Although the tone is whimsical and flippant I think you can take a serious message from How to be Idle.
Who would I recommend this book to? Well..., everyone really.

Made me think, 02 Oct 2007
This book made me think about life and how I'm living it (and for those who dislike it, at least read the last chapter, it has the most fuel for thought). Although I don't agree with him entirely I do think that we have become enslaved by the system and serve it rather than it serving us. Many of us live to work rather than work to live and we need to look at how we're living and decide if we really want to continue in misery or change things to suit us. We have moved, unthinking, into the 20th and 21st centuries, all the time moving faster, working harder, striving for something that might be within our grasp if we slowed down and thought about it.

Although I wouldn't be as idle as he espouses, I do think that I wouldn't mind down-shifting my life.

This book is a series of views on a variety of issues from smoking to napping, a book that encourages us to think about our lives rather than just put our lives in neutral and keep going. Agree with him or disagree with him, he made me think about how much of my life is spent rushing instead of enjoying.

Great style, wit and creativity- bit short on the action, 09 May 2007
But then again maybe that is the point. Tom is always funny, engaging and stimulating. While I may have problems with the basis of his anarchist philosophy- its all Puritanism fault apparently- many of his down shifting suggestions and his rejection of materialist values are spot on. However to prove the point about idleness Tom has actually implemented very few of his suggestions. As the old Rolls Royce driving gurus use to say "Look at the moon not the finger that points at it". But then again maybe not.

My 100-word book review, 19 Mar 2007
I found this book an enjoyable way to spend a few stray hours. Hodgkinson is an entertaining and quirky writer with a fine sense of mischief but whose underlying message is a serious one. Some of the things he advocates are not for me (I dislike cigarette smoking, and rioting and raves seem like appalling wastes of energy) but dreaming, daydreaming, getting up late and becoming lost in reveries are all activities I love. The regimented ways in which many of us work nowadays are tantamount to slavery, and this book is a subversive nudge in the direction of freedom.

Don't take it too seriously - it's a great read, 22 Feb 2007
I think some of the reviewers of this book are taking it far too seriously in saying that the premise is flawed and that society can't cope with everyone being idle.... come on, this book is meant as a light-hearted reflection of some people's natural desire for laziness!

If you are one of those people who just can't get out of bed in the morning, or who can't help procrastinating at work, this book will resonate with you and make you smile with agreement the whole way through! You are not alone!!

Full of anecdotes and references to famous idlers throughout history, this book really struck a chord with me - I recognised myself in so much of it! This doesn't mean that I have quit my job and am doing nothing for the rest of my life - but one can but dream of guilty pleasures and the occasional sick day!!

brilliant, 02 May 2007
I love collecting quotations so what better than a whole big book of them?! To top it off with a cherry they're all hillarious. The books is divided into different topics and sometimes further subdivided which should help you find ones appropriate to an occasion if necessary. There are quotes from Presidents to singers, actors and, lo and behold, comedians. A great mix for different tastes.
If you know anyone who tends to sway towards books like this as opposed to novels I'd strongly recommend it as a gift.... and then get one for yourself. :)

A Coffee Table Classic, 23 Jan 2005
My partner got this book for Christmas and never got a look in! Once I had picked it up I couldn't put it down until I had read it from cover to cover.

You will find quotes on every subject imaginable and they range from droll observations to cleverly witty to downright pee your pants hilarious! Only the totally humourless wouldn't find themselves laughing out loud.

This book makes an excellent gift.

I must have missed something...but this didnt miss the bin., 11 Aug 2008
I knew within a few pages this was not for me. I am quite a juvenile 36 year old but this was far too juvenile for me, (taking in mind I have a wife and 2 kids - so not 'that' juvenile). It was just not funny and was just stupid. Think of a question, let some chimps type, some completely random answers and publish it. I dont usually throw books away - but within two weeks this was nestled gently at the bottom of the recycling bin, probably the best decision I made, and being safely aware that this copy could no longer inflict itself on anyone else. Dont get me wrong I have a good sense of humour - but this stuff is just unfunny crap.

Some people may find it funny, but hey 'Last of the Summer Wine' lasted for years so there is no accounting for taste - this book made me smile less (and I despise Last Of The Summer Wine).

I would like to think that (if it is ever re-printed), the last question being "How do you feel now sucker, after parting with your hard earned cash for this dirge?". The title of the book is quite funny, hence 1 star.

PS I have an idea, I should give this book 5 stars, that is far more hilarious than anything between its pages.

Do Arseholes write about Ants and 101 OBRQs?, 30 Apr 2008
I read the negative reviews here about this book and thought what a load of stuffshirts. With my well honed schoolboy sense of humour I couldn't wait to take this to the inner sanctum to read.

I have to agree with the 'stuffshirts' I am afraid. I cannot even say it is 'puerile', it's just rubbish. I think there was something that made me laugh somewhere but not sure.

A shame, a great title and a great idea for a parody on the absolutely excellent New Scientist books but I think they had more humour in them than this does. It reminded me of 'Shite's unoriginal miscellany' the author's name was a perfect description of the contents.








Very funny!, 28 Mar 2008
It's quite scary to see that some people have taken this book seriously. Maybe it is a symptom of the world today but it's good to know that the rest of us have a sense of humour!



What?, 06 Mar 2008
This is the old adage "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" in book form.

Whilst some of the entries are very funny, and a lot of the questions invite bizarre answers, the reader is left at the end wondering... why?

Why do people feel compelled to write in with random yarns that could be misconstrued as fact? Why do I still have to check myself thinking that some of it mught be true? Why did they have to publish a book-full?

Truth be told, this is a book you leaf through at bed time, have a little chuckle, then put down, but the irony is not lost. This is a book full of people asking questions no one asks, being answered by people who have far too much spare time, and you sit there thinking "why I am bothering to read it?"

It's not an awful book, it fills a gap. But, like the articles themselves, it is a bit pointless.

I felt compelled to review this as it was so bad, 03 Mar 2008
I bought this book thinking it might contain lots of interesting and random facts about things and life in general. It is a very small book containing fictional letters from people which are meant to be humourous but if you have half a brain it is really very tedious and uninteresting.

There are smatterings of factual information but you would have to be aware of this information in the first place in order to sieve it out of the sea of complete and utter nonsense it is contained within.

In short, do not buy this if you are hoping for an interesting read. Perhaps younger readers would enjoy it but they would certainly not learn anything.

I did find this book useful as a sleeping aid as it is so competely boring and pointless.

A must read for anyone curious about what goes on behind the galley curtains, 11 Jun 2008
Laugh out loud at the lives and loves of two (BA?) stewardesses, and the joys and horrors of flying for a living. This chatty book is rude, crude, naughty, very touching, and ever so funny. Go behind the galley curtain with Liz and Julie - you will be so happy you did.
I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Some funny stories but......, 27 May 2008
Some of the stories in the book are a good reflection of the airline industry and relates well to the fun and entertaining people that decide to fly for a living.

But...

The writing is poor and difficult to follow. It is very disjointed and obviously written when tired or drunk or otherwise.

Good if you want to drop in on a chapter - bad if you want to read it cover to cover.



Alex Comerford needs Brown Milk Immediately, 25 Apr 2008
This book is an absolute hoot. How anyone could not find humour and charm in something so real and true is beyond belief. If you want a pat, beginning, middle and end fictional novel, this is not it, it's absolutely raw. And all the better for this trait. I personally am delighted it didn't come from a publisher (or published, as Mr Comerford would have it, see how hard it is to proof your own words Alex?) It would have been cut to the bone, pre-packaged and formulated, like most of the contents of bookstores today. For this reason, it is completely refreshing. You know this is just fun for them, they are not authors and they accept it, but they have some wonderfully witty stories to tell.

Liz and Julie are upfront, cheeky and very opinionated, but it's their book, their world and their lives so why shouldn't they be? I lived this book, and it is one of the funniest things I have ever read. If you want a real review of this book, see Scott Pack's words, as the former head buyer for Waterstones and a full time and much respected reviewer, his opinion on how funny this is is the one to read.

Buy it, if you don't laugh along with these two ladies, then life is not the joy it should be.

What a complete load of rubbish, 07 Apr 2008
I'm not sure what everyone else who has reviewed this was on, probably the 'Brown Milk' discussed in the book, but this book is one of the worst written books I have ever read. No wonder it had to be self published, no real publisher would touch it. The style of writing is confused and self congratulating with no cohesion. Don't waste your money.

"Funny" doesn't even start to describe this book, 10 Nov 2007
You will laugh your knickers off when you read this book!!! Its laugh out loud funny, very honest and very true. As a experienced cabin crew member myself I can relate to many of the story's written or heard similar tales so you know its 100% true (unlike so many other's claim!).

A must for anybody who works, wants to work or is just interested in the role of cabin crew. Even worth reading if your a passenger - just so you learn how to behave in future! Looking forward to the next book.

Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

A good book to cheer you up!, 08 Apr 2007
I am unable to read more than two pages at once for fear of crying with laughter.

The best part is to read it out to friends, wait for the five minute delay until they get it and then the sounds of laughter.

Worth the money and an excellent tonic to cheer you up on those long journeys to work.

Essential reading for pundits, 14 Jun 2005
I ordered this book for my son (aged 11½) - we really enjoy ISIHAC on BBC radio 4 and BBC 7. At first, he was confused. It looked like his school dictionary, but he couldn't understand the entries. We've discuss the definitions and his grasp of the English Language and his appreciation of the English sense of humour has led him to produce some excellent ideas for new contributions - it should be compulsory reading for all Key Stage 2 pupils.
I look forward to the 18th-ish edition.

The book enthusiasts have been waiting for, 03 Jun 2005
You no longer have to scribble new definitions on a scrap of paper while listening to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue because now they appear in this dictionary.I can't read it without crying with laughter. Every enthusiast of 'Clue should keep it at hand.
A truly wonderful book!

Entertaining, enlighteneing and essential., 31 May 2008
Within the one broad theme of 'Idleness', Hodgkinson manages to encompass so many neglegted yet important facets of life. Our need to work less and play more is justified in a very well written book using examples and quotes from some great thinkers through history.
The greatest strength of this book is that it gives you a warm feeling that things you enjoy - beer gardens, sleeping etc - are actually really good for you. The guilt associated with not working so many hours per week, or needing to get up early to do DIY, are actually relics from the industrial revolution. This era of mass production with time as a mere commodity can be changed if people take on board the ideas of this book and adjust their lives to suit their soul and not their bank balance.
The book is divided into neat sections, each with a well placed quote, this makes it easy to read when visiting the toilet or having a bath. Although the tone is whimsical and flippant I think you can take a serious message from How to be Idle.
Who would I recommend this book to? Well..., everyone really.

Made me think, 02 Oct 2007
This book made me think about life and how I'm living it (and for those who dislike it, at least read the last chapter, it has the most fuel for thought). Although I don't agree with him entirely I do think that we have become enslaved by the system and serve it rather than it serving us. Many of us live to work rather than work to live and we need to look at how we're living and decide if we really want to continue in misery or change things to suit us. We have moved, unthinking, into the 20th and 21st centuries, all the time moving faster, working harder, striving for something that might be within our grasp if we slowed down and thought about it.

Although I wouldn't be as idle as he espouses, I do think that I wouldn't mind down-shifting my life.

This book is a series of views on a variety of issues from smoking to napping, a book that encourages us to think about our lives rather than just put our lives in neutral and keep going. Agree with him or disagree with him, he made me think about how much of my life is spent rushing instead of enjoying.

Great style, wit and creativity- bit short on the action, 09 May 2007
But then again maybe that is the point. Tom is always funny, engaging and stimulating. While I may have problems with the basis of his anarchist philosophy- its all Puritanism fault apparently- many of his down shifting suggestions and his rejection of materialist values are spot on. However to prove the point about idleness Tom has actually implemented very few of his suggestions. As the old Rolls Royce driving gurus use to say "Look at the moon not the finger that points at it". But then again maybe not.

My 100-word book review, 19 Mar 2007
I found this book an enjoyable way to spend a few stray hours. Hodgkinson is an entertaining and quirky writer with a fine sense of mischief but whose underlying message is a serious one. Some of the things he advocates are not for me (I dislike cigarette smoking, and rioting and raves seem like appalling wastes of energy) but dreaming, daydreaming, getting up late and becoming lost in reveries are all activities I love. The regimented ways in which many of us work nowadays are tantamount to slavery, and this book is a subversive nudge in the direction of freedom.

Don't take it too seriously - it's a great read, 22 Feb 2007
I think some of the reviewers of this book are taking it far too seriously in saying that the premise is flawed and that society can't cope with everyone being idle.... come on, this book is meant as a light-hearted reflection of some people's natural desire for laziness!

If you are one of those people who just can't get out of bed in the morning, or who can't help procrastinating at work, this book will resonate with you and make you smile with agreement the whole way through! You are not alone!!

Full of anecdotes and references to famous idlers throughout history, this book really struck a chord with me - I recognised myself in so much of it! This doesn't mean that I have quit my job and am doing nothing for the rest of my life - but one can but dream of guilty pleasures and the occasional sick day!!

brilliant, 02 May 2007
I love collecting quotations so what better than a whole big book of them?! To top it off with a cherry they're all hillarious. The books is divided into different topics and sometimes further subdivided which should help you find ones appropriate to an occasion if necessary. There are quotes from Presidents to singers, actors and, lo and behold, comedians. A great mix for different tastes.
If you know anyone who tends to sway towards books like this as opposed to novels I'd strongly recommend it as a gift.... and then get one for yourself. :)

A Coffee Table Classic, 23 Jan 2005
My partner got this book for Christmas and never got a look in! Once I had picked it up I couldn't put it down until I had read it from cover to cover.

You will find quotes on every subject imaginable and they range from droll observations to cleverly witty to downright pee your pants hilarious! Only the totally humourless wouldn't find themselves laughing out loud.

This book makes an excellent gift.

I must have missed something...but this didnt miss the bin., 11 Aug 2008
I knew within a few pages this was not for me. I am quite a juvenile 36 year old but this was far too juvenile for me, (taking in mind I have a wife and 2 kids - so not 'that' juvenile). It was just not funny and was just stupid. Think of a question, let some chimps type, some completely random answers and publish it. I dont usually throw books away - but within two weeks this was nestled gently at the bottom of the recycling bin, probably the best decision I made, and being safely aware that this copy could no longer inflict itself on anyone else. Dont get me wrong I have a good sense of humour - but this stuff is just unfunny crap.

Some people may find it funny, but hey 'Last of the Summer Wine' lasted for years so there is no accounting for taste - this book made me smile less (and I despise Last Of The Summer Wine).

I would like to think that (if it is ever re-printed), the last question being "How do you feel now sucker, after parting with your hard earned cash for this dirge?". The title of the book is quite funny, hence 1 star.

PS I have an idea, I should give this book 5 stars, that is far more hilarious than anything between its pages.

Do Arseholes write about Ants and 101 OBRQs?, 30 Apr 2008
I read the negative reviews here about this book and thought what a load of stuffshirts. With my well honed schoolboy sense of humour I couldn't wait to take this to the inner sanctum to read.

I have to agree with the 'stuffshirts' I am afraid. I cannot even say it is 'puerile', it's just rubbish. I think there was something that made me laugh somewhere but not sure.

A shame, a great title and a great idea for a parody on the absolutely excellent New Scientist books but I think they had more humour in them than this does. It reminded me of 'Shite's unoriginal miscellany' the author's name was a perfect description of the contents.








Very funny!, 28 Mar 2008
It's quite scary to see that some people have taken this book seriously. Maybe it is a symptom of the world today but it's good to know that the rest of us have a sense of humour!



What?, 06 Mar 2008
This is the old adage "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" in book form.

Whilst some of the entries are very funny, and a lot of the questions invite bizarre answers, the reader is left at the end wondering... why?

Why do people feel compelled to write in with random yarns that could be misconstrued as fact? Why do I still have to check myself thinking that some of it mught be true? Why did they have to publish a book-full?

Truth be told, this is a book you leaf through at bed time, have a little chuckle, then put down, but the irony is not lost. This is a book full of people asking questions no one asks, being answered by people who have far too much spare time, and you sit there thinking "why I am bothering to read it?"

It's not an awful book, it fills a gap. But, like the articles themselves, it is a bit pointless.

I felt compelled to review this as it was so bad, 03 Mar 2008
I bought this book thinking it might contain lots of interesting and random facts about things and life in general. It is a very small book containing fictional letters from people which are meant to be humourous but if you have half a brain it is really very tedious and uninteresting.

There are smatterings of factual information but you would have to be aware of this information in the first place in order to sieve it out of the sea of complete and utter nonsense it is contained within.

In short, do not buy this if you are hoping for an interesting read. Perhaps younger readers would enjoy it but they would certainly not learn anything.

I did find this book useful as a sleeping aid as it is so competely boring and pointless.

A must read for anyone curious about what goes on behind the galley curtains, 11 Jun 2008
Laugh out loud at the lives and loves of two (BA?) stewardesses, and the joys and horrors of flying for a living. This chatty book is rude, crude, naughty, very touching, and ever so funny. Go behind the galley curtain with Liz and Julie - you will be so happy you did.
I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Some funny stories but......, 27 May 2008
Some of the stories in the book are a good reflection of the airline industry and relates well to the fun and entertaining people that decide to fly for a living.

But...

The writing is poor and difficult to follow. It is very disjointed and obviously written when tired or drunk or otherwise.

Good if you want to drop in on a chapter - bad if you want to read it cover to cover.



Alex Comerford needs Brown Milk Immediately, 25 Apr 2008
This book is an absolute hoot. How anyone could not find humour and charm in something so real and true is beyond belief. If you want a pat, beginning, middle and end fictional novel, this is not it, it's absolutely raw. And all the better for this trait. I personally am delighted it didn't come from a publisher (or published, as Mr Comerford would have it, see how hard it is to proof your own words Alex?) It would have been cut to the bone, pre-packaged and formulated, like most of the contents of bookstores today. For this reason, it is completely refreshing. You know this is just fun for them, they are not authors and they accept it, but they have some wonderfully witty stories to tell.

Liz and Julie are upfront, cheeky and very opinionated, but it's their book, their world and their lives so why shouldn't they be? I lived this book, and it is one of the funniest things I have ever read. If you want a real review of this book, see Scott Pack's words, as the former head buyer for Waterstones and a full time and much respected reviewer, his opinion on how funny this is is the one to read.

Buy it, if you don't laugh along with these two ladies, then life is not the joy it should be.

What a complete load of rubbish, 07 Apr 2008
I'm not sure what everyone else who has reviewed this was on, probably the 'Brown Milk' discussed in the book, but this book is one of the worst written books I have ever read. No wonder it had to be self published, no real publisher would touch it. The style of writing is confused and self congratulating with no cohesion. Don't waste your money.

"Funny" doesn't even start to describe this book, 10 Nov 2007
You will laugh your knickers off when you read this book!!! Its laugh out loud funny, very honest and very true. As a experienced cabin crew member myself I can relate to many of the story's written or heard similar tales so you know its 100% true (unlike so many other's claim!).

A must for anybody who works, wants to work or is just interested in the role of cabin crew. Even worth reading if your a passenger - just so you learn how to behave in future! Looking forward to the next book.




This is the funniest book ever, 05 May 2008
Not much to say here, everything's already been said in the other reviews.
'Robin Cooper' writes letters about his weird ideas to different companies and publishes these along with the replies he gets.
And it's funny.
That's all you need to know.

The funniest letters are the ones where companies agree to his ideas and arrange meetings, but the funniest in the whole book is the letter to the Prime Minister.

I won't ruin it for you, just buy this book.

Not as good as the original, but still great, 20 Nov 2007
Nothing can top the inspired lunacy of the first edition of these letters. Perhaps the hilarity comes from the shock of the new, as I didn't find this follow up, although exactly the same scenario, as funny.
The premise is, Cooper writes bizarre and random letters to a bunch of real people/companies etc. They should throw the letters away as the ravings of a madman. Clearly they don't and correspondence ensues where the other party has taken their valuable time and effort to take him seriously and writes back with that in mind.
Don't get me wrong, these are still funny, and there are still some absolute gem, laugh out loud moments. But I did think the first letters were far funnier, so I would start there. Still recommended reading for a wet, rainy day when you're feeling a bit down. Better than a valium or a prozac.

Surreally funny book..., 16 Oct 2007
It's not big. It's not clever. But, at times, it's very funny. I laughed despite myself. I knew what to expect, having read the original, and I wasn't disappointed. This book does exactly what it says on the cover. Prank letters addressed to associations, clubs, societies and so forth. The humour is playful, quirky and pointless, and not offensive, ridiculing or satirical. Not wishing to try to deconstruct what is essentially childish (I mean that as a compliment) pranks, I think the author is also parodying the art of letter-writing itself. It's a curious juxtaposition: the rigid formality, etiquette and pleasantries of the conventional letter and the nonsense which it conveys. It's all a little like some bizarre pantomime played over and over again. This book is an excruciating read. It's toe-curling. In a good way. I often found myself reading Cooper's letter and thinking to myself, "No! No! I can't believe you just said that! Don't say that!" Then I can't bring myself to turn the page to see what reply he received. Then they reply and I think to myself, "Good. That wasn't too bad. Now (to Cooper) don't string this out any longer -- I can't take it!" Of course he does. His correspondence with the British Shell Collectors' Club was intolerable! This is a perfect book to keep on a coffee table or next to a desk. Read only a couple of letters each day for a laugh. I wouldn't recommend reading it cover to cover as it will get repetitive.

Hilarious, 03 Nov 2006
Like the previous reviewer, I bought this when I was feeling a bit down and made a miraculous recovery. I have NEVER laughed so much when reading a book and I do laugh regularly while reading. Some of the letters are funnier than others, particularly when he keeps on getting replies from people before they realise he's a spoof. Everyone I've lent it to/read bits out to/bought it for has loved it as much as I have. A great stocking-filler present.

This book 'cured' my bronchitis (though strictly speaking the penicillin finished it off), 20 Apr 2006
When I bought the first Timewaster Letters I was just about to go to my doctor with a horrible, horrible chest infection. I felt so terrible that as I walked down the street I was actually crying. But let us skip over that humiliating detail - I was early for my appointment so popped into the (warm - it was winter) bookshop, perused the book and bought it to cheer myself up. Then I had to sit outside the doctors (in January) because it was closed for lunch, and despite feeling SO ill (as evidenced by a hefty prescription, including an inhaler, see why I was crying now?) I actually had to stop reading the book because I thought the doctor wouldn't believe I was ill since I was laughing so much (and of course no longer had tears of breathing pain coursing down my face).

But that is all the long background to this second amazing book. It might not QUITE match the brilliance of the first but it is still miles ahead of any other comedy/'humour' book and can make me laugh (out loud! a cliche but a rarity for me, when reading at least) even when I reread letters over and over again. I love the recurring themes - wife's wretched ankle - and who could forget Parmaynu (I mean he IS an expert). Perhaps it's a pathetic thing to admit but it's a great book to flick through when I'm worried about a deadline or something and perks me up when I'm tired etc. Having written this, though, I'm realising that perhaps a more productive thing to do as I'm nearing a deadline would be to actually work... I really do have huge affection for this book.

Having said all this, the type of humour is just not going to appeal to some people (just look at some of the reviews below) - not because it's vulgar etc, but just as I can't rest until I see Lee Evans/My Hero/Jim Davidson banished from any media outlet recognisable to human senses, some people will bitterly regret buying this book. Have a look at the website mentioned in the main description, where you'll get a general idea of the kind of stuff in the book: there's even an unpublished letter or two there. I would say go to a bookshop but, you know, you're on Amazon...

The concept of this book is fairly similar to Henry Root but although I do love that quite a bit as well, I think this is better developed, better-natured and has more longevity (in terms of rereading).

I have never written a review before and to be honest don't intend to again. It's really a hassle. But surely this shows my love for this book - I truly recommend it.

Infinite monkeys and the game of swingball, 15 Apr 2008
In this book, Karl goes some way to prove Ricky's theory that monkeys can indeed create true works of literary greatness, whilst being hampered by an orange shaped head.

Mr K. Dilkington, 13 Apr 2008
Karl Dilkington has the worlds roundest head, i mean it, you put karls head next to an orange, and you get confused which is which! The answer is easily found when you ask both a simple question. The orange shows more intelligence than the balding Manc, who is likely to attempt to answer your question, but simply can't!
Its an excellent book written by someone who must have an IQ of about 6.
Also the shape of it goes perfectly on any bookshelf, unlike karls head which would just roll off and onto the floor.

The start of something...round, 13 Apr 2008
This book features some true classics...such as, the big headed frog boys, the pigheaded woman of Manchester square and little gems that will guide you with your life.
This wood be one of my desert island books, and not just because it burns well.

Pilkoids!!, 12 Apr 2008
If you are reading this Ricky I'm a huge fan of you and your work. Even more so of karl and his citrus based cranium.

1. What would Karl do if he was a slug? Throw him self into the salt pot.
2. What would Karl do if he was a beetle? "Just watch!"
3. What would Karl do if he was a maggot in a spider? Try to sleep (which he is probably doing now as there is no new material being made)

Please do some more podcasts!

Regards,
Clive Warren

Comic Legend!!!!, 07 Apr 2008
Love the book!!! I would be even more impressed with Karl if he did some more podcasts. A true legend!!!

A good book to cheer you up!, 08 Apr 2007
I am unable to read more than two pages at once for fear of crying with laughter.

The best part is to read it out to friends, wait for the five minute delay until they get it and then the sounds of laughter.

Worth the money and an excellent tonic to cheer you up on those long journeys to work.

Essential reading for pundits, 14 Jun 2005
I ordered this book for my son (aged 11½) - we really enjoy ISIHAC on BBC radio 4 and BBC 7. At first, he was confused. It looked like his school dictionary, but he couldn't understand the entries. We've discuss the definitions and his grasp of the English Language and his appreciation of the English sense of humour has led him to produce some excellent ideas for new contributions - it should be compulsory reading for all Key Stage 2 pupils.
I look forward to the 18th-ish edition.

The book enthusiasts have been waiting for, 03 Jun 2005
You no longer have to scribble new definitions on a scrap of paper while listening to I'm Sorry I haven't A Clue because now they appear in this dictionary.I can't read it without crying with laughter. Every enthusiast of 'Clue should keep it at hand.
A truly wonderful book!

Entertaining, enlighteneing and essential., 31 May 2008
Within the one broad theme of 'Idleness', Hodgkinson manages to encompass so many neglegted yet important facets of life. Our need to work less and play more is justified in a very well written book using examples and quotes from some great thinkers through history.
The greatest strength of this book is that it gives you a warm feeling that things you enjoy - beer gardens, sleeping etc - are actually really good for you. The guilt associated with not working so many hours per week, or needing to get up early to do DIY, are actually relics from the industrial revolution. This era of mass production with time as a mere commodity can be changed if people take on board the ideas of this book and adjust their lives to suit their soul and not their bank balance.
The book is divided into neat sections, each with a well placed quote, this makes it easy to read when visiting the toilet or having a bath. Although the tone is whimsical and flippant I think you can take a serious message from How to be Idle.
Who would I recommend this book to? Well..., everyone really.

Made me think, 02 Oct 2007
This book made me think about life and how I'm living it (and for those who dislike it, at least read the last chapter, it has the most fuel for thought). Although I don't agree with him entirely I do think that we have become enslaved by the system and serve it rather than it serving us. Many of us live to work rather than work to live and we need to look at how we're living and decide if we really want to continue in misery or change things to suit us. We have moved, unthinking, into the 20th and 21st centuries, all the time moving faster, working harder, striving for something that might be within our grasp if we slowed down and thought about it.

Although I wouldn't be as idle as he espouses, I do think that I wouldn't mind down-shifting my life.

This book is a series of views on a variety of issues from smoking to napping, a book that encourages us to think about our lives rather than just put our lives in neutral and keep going. Agree with him or disagree with him, he made me think about how much of my life is spent rushing instead of enjoying.

Great style, wit and creativity- bit short on the action, 09 May 2007
But then again maybe that is the point. Tom is always funny, engaging and stimulating. While I may have problems with the basis of his anarchist philosophy- its all Puritanism fault apparently- many of his down shifting suggestions and his rejection of materialist values are spot on. However to prove the point about idleness Tom has actually implemented very few of his suggestions. As the old Rolls Royce driving gurus use to say "Look at the moon not the finger that points at it". But then again maybe not.

My 100-word book review, 19 Mar 2007
I found this book an enjoyable way to spend a few stray hours. Hodgkinson is an entertaining and quirky writer with a fine sense of mischief but whose underlying message is a serious one. Some of the things he advocates are not for me (I dislike cigarette smoking, and rioting and raves seem like appalling wastes of energy) but dreaming, daydreaming, getting up late and becoming lost in reveries are all activities I love. The regimented ways in which many of us work nowadays are tantamount to slavery, and this book is a subversive nudge in the direction of freedom.

Don't take it too seriously - it's a great read, 22 Feb 2007
I think some of the reviewers of this book are taking it far too seriously in saying that the premise is flawed and that society can't cope with everyone being idle.... come on, this book is meant as a light-hearted reflection of some people's natural desire for laziness!

If you are one of those people who just can't get out of bed in the morning, or who can't help procrastinating at work, this book will resonate with you and make you smile with agreement the whole way through! You are not alone!!

Full of anecdotes and references to famous idlers throughout history, this book really struck a chord with me - I recognised myself in so much of it! This doesn't mean that I have quit my job and am doing nothing for the rest of my life - but one can but dream of guilty pleasures and the occasional sick day!!

brilliant, 02 May 2007
I love collecting quotations so what better than a whole big book of them?! To top it off with a cherry they're all hillarious. The books is divided into different topics and sometimes further subdivided which should help you find ones appropriate to an occasion if necessary. There are quotes from Presidents to singers, actors and, lo and behold, comedians. A great mix for different tastes.
If you know anyone who tends to sway towards books like this as opposed to novels I'd strongly recommend it as a gift.... and then get one for yourself. :)

A Coffee Table Classic, 23 Jan 2005
My partner got this book for Christmas and never got a look in! Once I had picked it up I couldn't put it down until I had read it from cover to cover.

You will find quotes on every subject imaginable and they range from droll observations to cleverly witty to downright pee your pants hilarious! Only the totally humourless wouldn't find themselves laughing out loud.

This book makes an excellent gift.

I must have missed something...but this didnt miss the bin., 11 Aug 2008
I knew within a few pages this was not for me. I am quite a juvenile 36 year old but this was far too juvenile for me, (taking in mind I have a wife and 2 kids - so not 'that' juvenile). It was just not funny and was just stupid. Think of a question, let some chimps type, some completely random answers and publish it. I dont usually throw books away - but within two weeks this was nestled gently at the bottom of the recycling bin, probably the best decision I made, and being safely aware that this copy could no longer inflict itself on anyone else. Dont get me wrong I have a good sense of humour - but this stuff is just unfunny crap.

Some people may find it funny, but hey 'Last of the Summer Wine' lasted for years so there is no accounting for taste - this book made me smile less (and I despise Last Of The Summer Wine).

I would like to think that (if it is ever re-printed), the last question being "How do you feel now sucker, after parting with your hard earned cash for this dirge?". The title of the book is quite funny, hence 1 star.

PS I have an idea, I should give this book 5 stars, that is far more hilarious than anything between its pages.

Do Arseholes write about Ants and 101 OBRQs?, 30 Apr 2008
I read the negative reviews here about this book and thought what a load of stuffshirts. With my well honed schoolboy sense of humour I couldn't wait to take this to the inner sanctum to read.

I have to agree with the 'stuffshirts' I am afraid. I cannot even say it is 'puerile', it's just rubbish. I think there was something that made me laugh somewhere but not sure.

A shame, a great title and a great idea for a parody on the absolutely excellent New Scientist books but I think they had more humour in them than this does. It reminded me of 'Shite's unoriginal miscellany' the author's name was a perfect description of the contents.








Very funny!, 28 Mar 2008
It's quite scary to see that some people have taken this book seriously. Maybe it is a symptom of the world today but it's good to know that the rest of us have a sense of humour!



What?, 06 Mar 2008
This is the old adage "Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer" in book form.

Whilst some of the entries are very funny, and a lot of the questions invite bizarre answers, the reader is left at the end wondering... why?

Why do people feel compelled to write in with random yarns that could be misconstrued as fact? Why do I still have to check myself thinking that some of it mught be true? Why did they have to publish a book-full?

Truth be told, this is a book you leaf through at bed time, have a little chuckle, then put down, but the irony is not lost. This is a book full of people asking questions no one asks, being answered by people who have far too much spare time, and you sit there thinking "why I am bothering to read it?"

It's not an awful book, it fills a gap. But, like the articles themselves, it is a bit pointless.

I felt compelled to review this as it was so bad, 03 Mar 2008
I bought this book thinking it might contain lots of interesting and random facts about things and life in general. It is a very small book containing fictional letters from people which are meant to be humourous but if you have half a brain it is really very tedious and uninteresting.

There are smatterings of factual information but you would have to be aware of this information in the first place in order to sieve it out of the sea of complete and utter nonsense it is contained within.

In short, do not buy this if you are hoping for an interesting read. Perhaps younger readers would enjoy it but they would certainly not learn anything.

I did find this book useful as a sleeping aid as it is so competely boring and pointless.

A must read for anyone curious about what goes on behind the galley curtains, 11 Jun 2008
Laugh out loud at the lives and loves of two (BA?) stewardesses, and the joys and horrors of flying for a living. This chatty book is rude, crude, naughty, very touching, and ever so funny. Go behind the galley curtain with Liz and Julie - you will be so happy you did.
I cannot recommend it highly enough.

Some funny stories but......, 27 May 2008
Some of the stories in the book are a good reflection of the airline industry and relates well to the fun and entertaining people that decide to fly for a living.

But...

The writing is poor and difficult to follow. It is very disjointed and obviously written when tired or drunk or otherwise.

Good if you want to drop in on a chapter - bad if you want to read it cover to cover.



Alex Comerford needs Brown Milk Immediately, 25 Apr 2008
This book is an absolute hoot. How anyone could not find humour and charm in something so real and true is beyond belief. If you want a pat, beginning, middle and end fictional novel, this is not it, it's absolutely raw. And all the better for this trait. I personally am delighted it didn't come from a publisher (or published, as Mr Comerford would have it, see how hard it is to proof your own words Alex?) It would have been cut to the bone, pre-packaged and formulated, like most of the contents of bookstores today. For this reason, it is completely refreshing. You know this is just fun for them, they are not authors and they accept it, but they have some wonderfully witty stories to tell.

Liz and Julie are upfront, cheeky and very opinionated, but it's their book, their world and their lives so why shouldn't they be? I lived this book, and it is one of the funniest things I have ever read. If you want a real review of this book, see Scott Pack's words, as the former head buyer for Waterstones and a full time and much respected reviewer, his opinion on how funny this is is the one to read.

Buy it, if you don't laugh along with these two ladies, then life is not the joy it should be.

What a complete load of rubbish, 07 Apr 2008
I'm not sure what everyone else who has reviewed this was on, probably the 'Brown Milk' discussed in the book, but this book is one of the worst written books I have ever read. No wonder it had to be self published, no real publisher would touch it. The style of writing is confused and self congratulating with no cohesion. Don't waste your money.

"Funny" doesn't even start to describe this book, 10 Nov 2007
You will laugh your knickers off when you read this book!!! Its laugh out loud funny, very honest and very true. As a experienced cabin crew member myself I can relate to many of the story's written or heard similar tales so you know its 100% true (unlike so many other's claim!).

A must for anybody who works, wants to work or is just interested in the role of cabin crew. Even worth reading if your